Someone Bail me out

So i’ve got distressing news – I was arrested today… I got caught for j-walking, and since i didn’t have my ID, i was taken in to the station where they fingerprinted me, and found some outstanding items from university days and so now they’ve taken my mug shots. I’m still here since i was allowed one call which i’ve used to access VoIP services. I can’t get through to anyone so I have to stay here until they have an officer free to take me to my place to get my ID and to post bail. If you read this call 416-xxx-xxxx please.

UPDATE: number removed…

2 thoughts on “Someone Bail me out

  1. …maybe if you weren’t such a jerk you could have avoided it… Bribe, bribe, bribe. It always works!

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